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From serene - Tina Marie's Ramblings
Red hair and black leather, my favorite colour scheme...
From serene
Google "unfortunately [your name]" and see what you get:
  • Unfortunately, Tina Fey looks more like a pizza that got in a knife-fight.
  • The TINA framework addresses problems like these, but unfortunately, TINA ignores certain aspects of mobile cellular networks.
  • Unfortunately Tina's husband had severe drug and alcohol problems and she was forced to find a job in the Hamptons.
  • Unfortunately, Tina was about to crash this party. 'Tina' is the common name for methamphetamine, also known as crystal meth.
  • Unfortunately, Tina's psychic skills rouse the slumbering Jason Voorhees (Kane Hodder) from his watery grave and, in typically bloody fashion, the vengeful spook begins dispatching the randy teenagers partying in a house nearby.
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From: ex_serenejo Date: February 20th, 2009 04:25 pm (UTC) (Link)
You're such a bad girl!
skywhisperer From: skywhisperer Date: February 20th, 2009 04:27 pm (UTC) (Link)
Me and my husband, apparently!
grahamwest From: grahamwest Date: February 20th, 2009 07:56 pm (UTC) (Link)
You randy-teenager-dispatcher-by-proxy, you!
skywhisperer From: skywhisperer Date: February 20th, 2009 08:21 pm (UTC) (Link)
That's me! It's sort of an interesting commentary on society that in every horror movie, it's always the randy teenagers that get killed first.
wobblerlorri From: wobblerlorri Date: February 20th, 2009 09:15 pm (UTC) (Link)
Mf. I'm pretty boring...

**Unfortunately, Lorri was diagnosed with Stage IV breast cancer in the fall of 2004 and she was given little hope of living until that Christmas.

**Unfortunately, Lorri broke me on this little hike of ours!

**Lorri's School Bus Driver always enjoyed Lorri on the Bus

**Lorri, you have a Dismissing Avoidant relationship attachment style.
edith_mf From: edith_mf Date: February 21st, 2009 02:39 am (UTC) (Link)
Unfortunately, Edith had to part with her new-found friend; she paid his way into the unoccupied zone of France in order to "wait out" the war.

Unfortunately, Edith’s fate is not unique. Others have died or been severely injured from unreasonable care at the hospital.

Unfortunately, Edith abandoned her baby shortly after the birth and he was eventually adopted by Charlotte and Alfred Potter who owned a grocery shop in ...

Unfortunately, Edith's sister Mary had died of her illness in Normandy on 30th November 1871, and now her Mother was once more looking for a new family home

and more of the same
alioth1 From: alioth1 Date: February 21st, 2009 09:38 am (UTC) (Link)
Meet Dylan, a 4 year old male Collie cross Kelpie. Dylan is looking for his very own forever home. He loves other dogs. Dylan has been neutered and micro-chipped.

Unfortunately, Dylan is heartworm-positive and will need to undergo treatment and quiet recovery.

Dylan unfortunately got cramps and had to pull out of his heat

Dear Dylan, ... Unfortunately, I could not reproduce the bug today in the example as I have described last time

I'm already aware of ANTLR which is a Java program and which could in principle have a Dylan back-end plugged into it.

(you know, I've always wanted something plugged into my back-end)

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